TWO NEW E-BAY ITEMS,  TAKE A PEEK.

Hi and welcome, It`s a cold wintry day here in Tennessee, but I`ve been busy in the workshop, thinking about spring?  I`ve listed some new items on my e-bay site, starting on Sunday night, I know the Super Bowl might distract everyone, but I`m a prim lover and nothing gets in my way, Take a peek if you get a chance and enjoy the BIG  game.  Nancy

WHY WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York 2 days before Christmas and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

   
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. 

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.  "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." 

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father,  "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."